I should have confessions

it's a pity I didn't marry you, now I'm all alone for almost a century (figurative).

I think I'll just marry you..I won't risk the second chance thing this time.

I should have made you my girlfriend...there's always another chance.

I left that weirdo in 2001. Should have done it earlier.

OMG, today I saw my boyfriend pick his nose and eat it!!! I am so disgusted,
I can't even look at him right now much less ever kiss him again. I think its over.....

Anytime I go to someones house I snoop in their bathroom cabinets, I find some
of the best shit!!! ( I dont mean literally)

Whenever I get a chance, I sneak over to your chair and fart on it, hoping the smell
will linger long enough to attach itself to you.

I should have stayed home, that way I never would have met you!

Should have asked that 19-year old out.

i should have stayed with my ex girlfriend

I should have stayed inside of you, then you couldn't have left me.

I know that you have been sneaking into my cubicle and stealing from me,
I know this because I have it on tape, thats right, I have been video taping for
over a month now. Why haven't I confronted you? because that video tape is
going to be the highlight of the company christmas party, I can hardly wait.

I'm a girl and last summer I was sneaking around my neighbors house spying
through his bedroom window and I saw him masturbating to a magazine, I was
facinated and grossed out all at the same time.

I have sex with my boyfriends cousin... he has no idea

I hate my roommate, she brought home this really annoying cat, I HATE CATS!
so I sneak into her room whenever she is not home and piss on all her stuff, so
far she thinks its the stupid cat!

I should have told you that your were getting fired the week before Thanksgiving.

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