I also hate my mother in law, she thinks her shit dont stink
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I should not have married that mutha fucker on the South Side of Chicago. I also should have slapped the shit out of his momma, stupid bitch! |
I should have told her what I thought of her fiance, and I should NOT have gone to their wedding. |
I should have stopped hanging out with those losers years ago and found some real friends. |
I should have asked her out when it was clear she was waiting for me to do so. I was too shy and afraid. |
I love you, but its too late.
Things have changed and you have moved on so have I but its just not what we couldve been. |
I shouldn't have left you for school. |
I had a crush on your roommate for so long, then we kissed, a few different times. you would probably kill both of us if you knew. |
You're an asshole and a coward who doesn't face people he hurts. I've never told you to your face because you'll just go off and be all mopey and hurt yourself even more than you're doing now. you broke my heart and i hate you for it. |
I Should not have gotten mad at you, I should not have driven away mad. That was the night I wrecked my car with my little brother in it. I will never forgive myself. |
I Should have obeyed my parents |
I should have told him that i loved him, instead i waited for the day before he left, i kissed him for the first time and probably the last. I lived next door to him for a year and became good friends. I should have told him i loved him from the moment i met him. And i probably always will. |
I should tell you that you smell bad. so gross I can hardly be in your office when there is a meeting. I want to tell you, but I can't. but OMG you STINK like you have smeared shit in your underwear all the time! |
I should NOT have had sex with you, all my friends warned me how perverted you are, I just didn't believe them. I'm glad I went to the police and you are sitting in jail right now for assault! |
I should have left that goose alone. One time when I was a teenager I was throwing rocks at a goose at the opposite side of a lake when one of the rocks by chance hit him directly in the head. The goose collasped immediately. That was the last time I threw rocks at an animal. |
I should have done a lot of things differently in my childhood. I regret a lot of missed opportunities... |
yes, I did steal the money from your wallet, I should have told you, but I couldn't. I needed it more than you. |
I tried breaking up with you, but you cried and I caved and took you back. I wish I had the guts to cut you loose - you make me ill. |
I should have left you before I met you. It was stupid to think that I could save you the pain of life. You're a nit wit and immature. Next time you think about calling, texting or emailing me...DON'T DO IT!!! I never want to hear from you again. |
I was one click away in January 1994 from purchasing SEX.com I questioned myself and canceled the purchase. I instead purchased a stupid name cause I thought it was clever....
It is the biggest mistake of my life, I should have been a millionaire. |
I should not have swallowed, you are such a smelly piece of manure- it makes me want to vomit when I think about it. |
I should have fucked you like nothing else, because I'm sure my worries is afraid we did. We slept in the same bed, I had my back to you and it smelled like boy and nothing happened. I wish I'd crawled on top of you. |
I should have killed my grandmother when I had the chance. |
I hate my neighbor - I go piss in his yard at night whenever I get the chance. |
I should have slept with you when I had the chance |
I should not have listened to you! you know nothing about nothing! |
I should have kept my registration of this page |
I went poop, couldn't hold it any more. |
I have to go poop, but I am going to hold it for as long as possible it has been 2 days so far, it kind of hurts now. |
I should have smacked you when I had the chance. |
today when I stopped by to visit you acted like a spoiled brat. I am done with you. |
Your new boyfriend is worse then your old one (and he sucked) What is wrong with you? |
I have great buggers
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I should have never kissed you. Your breath smelled like a dogs butt! |
I should have never met you! You think you are so cool, well your not! |
I really really dislike all the people during the holidays. pushing and shoving, fighting for a parking spot, standing in checkout lines, the stupid bell ringers at the doors asking for donations. What is so great about all of that? Over-scheduling your weekends and week nights with silly hoiday parties, stressing over getting the right gifts for someone, did you spend enough money on someone, is it wrapped nice enough?. what if I go to her party but not their party- will it hurt their feelings? ITS JUST TOO MUCH! |
I cannot believe what a slob my wife is. before we were married she was very neat an tidy, now she hardly cleans anything. what should I do? |
the confession about the rabbit... poor bunny |
I want a family member out of my life, but I am afraid that I am going to go to hell for thinking that way. |
When I was little I accidentally dropped a brick on my pet rabbit, I was trying to build him a cool castle to play in, I was almost finished so I put him in it, then I decided to add some more bricks to make it alot taller. I slipped and a brick or two landed on him, he later died. I have always felt bad about it. |
I know that you like me, I don't like you in the same way but I don't want to hurt your feelings. I just hope that you get over it soon or start liking one of my friends instead of me. You are a great guy but just not the one for me. Why Can't I be more direct? I know in school I seem all confidant and sure of myself, but really I am not. |
I should do a better job at work,I just do what I can to get by. |
I love it when my boyfriend is rough during sex. it turns me on when he smacks me around and is abusive. but I am afraid it will carry over into our everyday life. I'm scared.
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I hate halloween, and all the nasty little trick-or treaters. |
Same here for the apple stock, I talked my husband out of buying it. I should have kept my mouth shut! |
I should have bought Apple stock in Febuary.Now I'm really beating myself up.... |
I dreamed of my Husbands brother last night, it was so erotic that I didn't want to wake up. all day today I have been fantasizing about it. |
I went poop and when I wiped it smeared all over, it was so gross; I am so in need of a shower! |
I stole a valuable ring from my cousin last week. I feel guilty. I would return it but I already sold it. and I dont have the money to buy it back. Yes I know, I suck. |
when you cheated on me it destroyed me. I should never have said that I would try to forgive you because I can't and now I feel like I am living a lie. I have to get away from you somehow.
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I should have taken you seriously when you said you needed to go to the bathroom, but you should have told me you had dirrhea. |
I lust after my girlfriends sister. I stop by all the time in hopes of just seeing her. she is HOT! |
I saw my co-worker steal money from the office. It really freaked me out. I really trusted this person and she is a good worker. should I tell her that I know what she did or just go straight to my boss? |
You think you know it all. I should tell you that people laugh at you behind your back. |
I should have told your boyfriend how you flirt with all the guys and act like your available every chance you get.. |
I am going to dump you tonight. I feel bad, but I have to do it. |
Next time I have to go to the bathroom in a public place ( #2) I will check to be sure there is toilet paper in the stall!!!! |
I have seen like 5 people picking their noses while driving today!!! its sick! |
I have a horrible cold and I should stay home and in bed, but my boss is making me come in to work. I am going to spread my germs to him every chance I get, even If I have to lick the rim of his coffee cup!!!!!! |
You creeped me out when you invited me to your place and it turned out you lived with your parents. I just assumed that since you are 25 you had your own place |
I should have stayed home from work today!
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I had sex with you because I was drunk. If I would have been sober I would not have even looked at you twice |
I should have married her! nothing else matters now... I just should have! |
I should've taken the blame for you when you clogged the toliet at my house . . . but it was way too funny and you were being a real bitch . . . |
I hate my roommate, I am slowly stealing her stuff and selling it on Ebay. |
I spit on my roommate's birthday cake |
I should have not read the one about the underwear sniffer... |
When I was visiting the parents of my fiance for the first time I accidentally broke a figurine that was on the mantel. Instead of saying anything I just balanced the head back on the body and pretended nothing was amiss. |
I am embarrassed to say but I always smell my dirty underwear ( just a quick whiff) I know this is weird and I have tried not to do it, but I can never resist and the result is always the same... they stink. |
I chew the skin off around my fingernails and eat it. I think that maybe I am part cannibal. |
When I was a kid I wanted to marry Mr. Bubble. I loved him that much. |
I was born with 6 fingers on my left hand, the extra "finger" was removed when I was a baby but still feel like a freak. |
I flirt with my co-workers boyfriends whenever I get the chance, I am not a popular person at the office, but I'm their boss so they can't say too much. |
I told my roommate that his girlfriend was cheating on him, she wasnt but I could not stand the ho |
I saw two dogs having sex and they got 'stuck' I totally freaked out!!!!! |
I should have passed on the chili, instead I have been paying for it all morning. |
I should have never had sex without a condom even though my male friend told me that he didn't like them. I ended up pregnant and because he had no job, no money, and no house to call his own, I had an abortion. Because of pride, I refused to be another o |
I should have NOT given the manager of Boston Market my phone number. Now that we are dating I am miserable because he's always too busy to call me, too busy to hang out, and too busy to give me the attention I need. I want to go out and meet some new guy |
